I’m a Senior at Middle Tennessee State University. To those who have been, you know what that means. To those who don’t, I’ll explain. It means I’m very, very patient. Incidentally, I’m also very cynical. Chances are, I like you, but I dislike something you stand for. I’m not a fan of extremists of any kind, left-leaning, right-leaning, or otherwise, but I also have a problem with people who stand for nothing because they’re too ignorant or afraid of verbal confrontation.

I have a tendency to switch from a profound, patriotic topic (election this, tax plan that, Congress something else) to something of little or no impact, like the state of the PlayStation 3/Xbox 360/Wii, or maybe some baseball. Sometimes, I’ll just throw something in that strikes me on a certain day. I’m as unpredictable as Dan Rather on an election night… with a pack of monkeys carrying a sack of doorknobs in Tijiuana.