Monthly Archives: February 2008

It’s been too long, friends, too much to discuss. I could start with a discussion of the current state of the NBA, but with March Madness coming up, I don’t believe NBA basketball exists anymore until late April. Spring training? Too many scores in double-digits means the pitchers aren’t ready yet, which means I’ll wait on that one (despite my overflowing excitement over seeing Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis’ respective debuts at Comerica Park).

John McCain. There we go, we’ve got it. People accuse him of being “wishy-washy.” When did it become a crime in this country to change your mind? The people accusing John McCain of being “wishy-washy” are the same ones simultaneously criticizing the President for maintaining a hard-line stance and never changing or adjusting (Iraq, anyone?).

We can’t have it both ways. The man is 71 years old. He’s been a U.S. Senator for over 20 years. If he has the same stance on everything now that he had in 1987, heaven help us all. I’ll tell you right now, I’m voting for the man, because I respect someone who isn’t a slave to his party. He’s voted on some things that have pissed off Republicans, and I like that. Or are we content as Americans with the idea of having a talking head for whom we can predict his vote as soon as we know the issue?

Bush. Abortion? Against. Second Amendment? For. Gay marriage? Against.

Incidentally, I’ve also explained the positions of about 200 House Reps, and 43 Senators. Give or take. Flip it over, you’ve got 200 more House Reps, and some 45 Senators. Isn’t it a good thing that we have somebody who doesn’t feel like he constantly has to do exactly as the man behind the curtain says? Isn’t that what this country is built upon? Defiance and free-thinking? So why is everyone so appalled that we have a manifestation of that now running for the country’s highest political office?

I have something for you, too, Barack Obama, but I’ll wait until you shore up that nomination, first.

I have just finished musing on whether or not to invent my time and money into Lost Odyssey. Immediately upon my completion, I find this bunch of craziness. Apparently, the Western conference got tired of hearing how the East is evening up, talent-wise, so they’re sucking out every All-Star not belonging to Detroit, Boston or Orlando.  Didn’t know the West was shopping in the seniors section, though.

Shaq to the Suns has obviously scared the bejeezus out of Mark Cuban, so he put together a package which basically proves Cuban’s knowledge of the fact that the Dallas Mavericks are going to suck in two years’ time. He knows they need to win NOW, or it’ll be a long road back to the top. Why else would he mortgage the future of his team  (TWO first-round draft picks along with Devin Harris?) for a man who is both a future Hall-of-Famer and a knee bruise away from being a wash-up?

At least the Suns trade made sense. The Suns got Old Man O’Neal, but they only gave up a reserve player and Shawn Marion, who was in a contract year, anyway. Granted, Steve Nash is aging, his contract is up in 2009, and he is the glue of the current Suns team, but Amare Stoudamire is NOT aging, and aside from some injury concerns, Steve Kerr should have no trouble retooling the Suns around him.

Nobody is happier right now than Dirk Nowitski, who won’t have to do everything himself anymore, and granted, it has been common knowledge that the Suns have needed a true point guard since Nash departed for the Suns.  Now they have one of the best point guards not NAMED Nash. But the price was Devin Harris, Jerry Stackhouse, DeSagana Diop, Devean George, Maurice Ager, two first-round picks and $3 million. Is it too much? Ask again in June.

Today’s post was going to be about Roger Clemens, but after a respected fellow blogger saw and commented on my DMC4 rant, I figure I’ll stay with the gaming thing for a bit. Besides, Mistwalker has given me plenty to talk about with the crossover (Japan-U.S.) release of Lost Odyssey.

To those who don’t know (which is probably everyone reading), I am a massive console role-playing buff. I currently have 4 different RPGs in the works, of all kinds, past and present. For the curious, these would be Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings [DS, 2007], Eternal Sonata [X360, 2007], Tales of Symphonia [GameCube, 2004] and a fan translation of Shin Megami Tensei [SNES, 1992]. I intend to finish all of them, but now Lost Odyssey is out, and its reviews leave me less than enthused and cloud my mind with doubt.That being said, I’ve never not trusted Hironobu Sakaguchi… even if he DID make Final Fantasy 2.

Gametrailers rates the game 8.8, but I don’t exactly take it as gospel. I do like ratings that include “story” as one of the factors, though, especially in terms of an RPG. Since the 90’s, I’ve always thought that game stories are one of the more underrated elements of a game. It always adds that extra layer of depth when you, because of events in an engaging storyline, actually WANT to beat up whoever you’re going up against.

IGN, who I take far more seriously, gives the game an overall 8.2, and that’s saying something. Apparently, it is only truly full of appeal for those who are already okay with slow, turn-based RPG systems. Since I find Shin Megami Tensei to be the best game I’ve played in the last 5 years, and it plays like Earthbound, but with all the flair of Dragon Warrior, turn-based is okay with me.

Now it gets interesting. GameSpy, equally as respectable, gives the game 2.5/5, citing “shamelessly derivitive story and characters” and “hideous load times” as major game negatives. Now, load times are something new to me. As an old-school cartridge RPGer, the idea that I might have to wait to enter a town or begin a battle is strange and unusual. I’m sure it’s not deal-breaking, though.

Gamespot, a notably tough reviewer, slaps it with a 7.5, which is okay for a site that practically has to hold a press conference every time they give something higher than 9.0. Still, I can’t help but wonder if this thing is worth the money (and the time I would otherwise spend on Eternal Sonata – review scores of 8.6, 8.3, 3.5/5, 8.5). Maybe I should just wait for that inevitable price drop?

Even if it DOES look incredible…

Lost Odyssey… with extra snow!

Much to the chagrin of Joe Lieberman, Hillary Clinton, and Jack Thompson, I rather feel like discussing recent themes in modern gaming. On top of that, I’ll be speaking about a game in which weapons are brandished and evildoers are harmed, instead of hugged and made to see the light of goodness and sharing before being sent to Sesame Street. Therefore, I am clearly about to commit an act of atrocious violence, presumably on a school playground or college campus. There is, after all, such an indisputable causal link between violence on and violence off a screen. Maybe I should be writing this in a rubber room so I do not cause harm to myself or others. Well… I’ll take my chances, I guess, but if you don’t hear from me for a while, check the local news in Middle Tennessee.

The game I speak of today is one of unusual origins. The original game in this series had the working title “Resident Evil 4.” The year was 2001, and Developer Capcom had dreamed up a new direction for its classic survival horror series. It turned out to be a bit too new a direction and Capcom decided to take a different path with it entirely (the actual Resident Evil 4, of course, was released in January 2004, and did indeed redefine both the series and the survival-horror genre).

I am speaking, of course, on Devil May Cry, whose fourth iteration hit store shelves last week. We’ve been well-teased about this game since E3 2005 or so, in Los Angeles. A video here, a teaser trailer there, a bit of info. Well, it’s here, and thanks to the poor initial performance of the PlayStation 3, the game has been simultaneously released for PS3 and Xbox 360 (the series was once exclusive to the PS2). My initial feeling about the game is that not much has changed, and in the spirit of “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” there’s very little to complain about there. Much was made of the new character, Nero, and his “Devil Bringer” arm, but the fact is, he plays almost identical to Dante in previous games, and the “Devil Bringer” is really just a clever sort of grappling hook. It adds an extra layer of depth to the gameplay and the battles, but it breaks no molds, it just makes a good one better. My only complaint is that Nero’s gun, while very cool (fires two bullets!)  lacks the versatility and firing rate of Dante’s twin pistols, Ebony and Ivory. It’s a minor complaint, overall, though.

The music is what fans of the series would expect. Industrial punk rock mixed in with some unusually classical overtones. This time, the game opens with an absolutely gorgeous aria-type song, “sung” by the game’s new female lead Kyrie (pronounced “kee-ree-ay,” don’t ask me why). It doesn’t seem like a big deal, but it’s a welcome departure from the choral or even Gregorian tones of previous games.

The plot carries a heavy theme – a cult-like religion known as the “Order of the Sword” means to do something sinister involving angels, gods, demons, etc. It’s not terribly profound, and I’m not one to spoil a decent, if stereotypical, plot (which this is), but some of the similarities to real-life Christianity are a little frightening, despite the exaggerations involved.

Should you happen to own a PS3 or 360, I recommend a pickup if you’re at all a fan of Devil May Cry (or have been at any point during the series) or fast-paced action. For you PS3 owners who don’t know, DMC4 is effectively Heavenly Sword with more style and more than 7 hours of gameplay. Just be prepared for the 25-minute mandatory install period. The PS3 requires you install this massive game to your system’s hard drive, which gives you the luxury of game cartridge-like load times (am I the only one old enough to remember that?), but the inconvenience of waiting 22-25 minutes to play for the first time and about 3 less gigs of space on your hard drive. Don’t bother asking Sony or Capcom why. It will only end in tears. They will tell you to shut up and bask in how awesome they are. Also, go make a sandwich.

So apparently I’m going to be reporting on MTSU Baseball this season. Perhaps not exclusively, and perhaps not in the most profound sense, but it’s going to happen. By some miracle, I walked into the clubhouse last week and got an impromptu interview with Steve Peterson, the head coach.

Maybe it’s not a miracle, maybe it’s just that he’s exactly the accessible, stand-up guy I hear he is. He certainly seems to be. Either way, not to get all crazy with the hopes and dreams thing, but I actually see this as a dream come true. I mean, it isn’t the Detroit Tigers,  I’m not talking to Jim Leyland or Mike Ilitch, and I’m not making a 6-figure sum of money. Or any money. Wait, I think Sidelines pays something like $6 for an article submission… or maybe I’m thinking of something completely different?

Regardless, I need to get published, and there’s nothing I’d rather do than get my first publication with an article about baseball. This, of course, is all very presumptuous. First, my actual sports writing teacher needs to read it and tell me if it sucks. Then we go to our lovely school newspaper. Bottom line: if it’s good enough for Wendell “Sonny”Rawls, who is perhaps the single most accomplished person I’ve ever met in my life, it’s good enough for Sidelines. Likely more about this Monday night.

So I’m going to Chicago this week. It’s effectively for vacationing purposes, with the exception of one day (Friday), but I wouldn’t mind getting a few things written about the city I hear so much about. That being said, I don’t have any idea where to start? Who wants to give me a nudge on this one?

My name is Dean. My passions are primarily things which are purely recreational and provide no real value to everyday life. I am referring, of course, to sports and video games. A hardcore supporter of Jim Leyland and Solid Snake as presidential candidates in 2008 (ok, I’m actually a Giuliani supporter turned McCain supporter…), those close to me generally hear about trivial matters like the impact of the Miguel Cabrera/Dontrelle Willis trade or how Final Fantasy 7 is overrated just because it evokes nostalgia in the hearts of gamers.

Then, just to mix it up, I’ll throw in a political jab or two. Yes, Obama is benefitting from positive press. No, Hillary isn’t really getting a fair shake from press outlets eager to bash her or her husband. Yes, Rudy Giuliani is a crazy madman for thinking that there is only one state in America, and campaigning as such.

No, John McCain’s Senate voting record will not bother him in the general election. Why? The answer is simple. His voter base will be a mix of those who are thrilled that a moderate Republican candidate is running for president (me), those who are so terrified of the two Democratic candidates that they would vote for a broom with a suit as long as it had an (R) next to it (both my parents), and those who will soon be thrilled that McCain balanced the ticket – as he inevitably will – with a “good Christian man” (everybody south of the Mason-Dixon line). None of these people will care if he changed his mind on the Bush tax cuts, and Ann Coulter will get over it.

So there’s an idea of what you’ll be getting from me. Hope to see everyone again.